You are here:Home > Holidays > Halloween > Halloween Tableware > Halloween Humor
We found 4 results matching your criteria.
Sort By:
1
The Halloween Humor Scary Beverage Napkins are fun little napkins featuring the phrase Eat, Drink, and Be Scary. The orange and black color scheme complements traditional Halloween decor. Sixteen 5-inch  2-ply paper napkins per package. Halloween Humor Scary Beverage Napkins

Halloween Humor Scary Beverage Napkins

Retail Price: $2.99
Our Price: $2.69
Sale Price: $1.89
You save $1.10!
The Halloween Humor Creepy Beverage Napkins are fun little napkins featuring the phrase Creep It Real along with a spider and web printed in an orange and black color scheme. 16 2-ply paper napkins per package. Measures 5 inches square. Halloween Humor Creepy Beverage Napkins

Halloween Humor Creepy Beverage Napkins

Retail Price: $2.99
Our Price: $2.69
Sale Price: $1.89
You save $1.10!
The Halloween Humor Scary Dessert Plates feature a jack-o-lantern and the phrase Eat, Drink and be Scary. Perfectly sized for desserts and appetizers. these black and orange 7-inch printed paper plates come 8 per package. Halloween Humor Scary Dessert Plates

Halloween Humor Scary Dessert Plates

Retail Price: $2.99
Our Price: $2.69
Sale Price: $1.89
You save $1.10!
The Halloween Humor Creepy Dessert Plates feature a not-so-scary spider and the phrase Creep It Real. The 7-inch paper plate features a color scheme of black, orange, and ivory. An orange spider web decorates the edge of these plates. Eight per package. Halloween Humor Creepy Dessert Plates

Halloween Humor Creepy Dessert Plates

Retail Price: $2.99
Our Price: $2.69
Sale Price: $1.89
You save $1.10!
   
 
1

Halloween Humor

Fun Halloween jokes you can tell your kids


Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
A: Spooketi

Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!!

Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
A: “Trike or Treat”?

Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.

Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!

Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His “ghoul” friend!

Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A: Because he wears a size “S”.

Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Shamboo!

Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!