Government Help Plastic Pocket Card (1/Pkg)

For Spanish, press one. For Arabic, press two. For Chinese, press three. For English, don't bother. If you need immediate assistance, call your mother. For all other inquiries, please stay on the line and our operators will answer as Government Help Plastic Pocket Card

soon as they come back from their break.

If you're calling about food stamps, housing, or healthcare, please pick up your Illegal Immigrant Gold Card and begin enjoying unlimited free services. If you're a documented citizen, go to the end of the line and wait their until we get around to you.

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