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Government Help Plastic Pocket Card (1/Pkg)
Government Help Plastic Pocket Card (1/Pkg)
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Government Help Plastic Pocket Card (1/Pkg)

For Spanish, press one. For Arabic, press two. For Chinese, press three. For English, don't bother. If you need immediate assistance, call your mother. For all other inquiries, please stay on the line and our operators will answer as Government Help Plastic Pocket Cardsoon as they come back from their break.

If you're calling about food stamps, housing, or healthcare, please pick up your Illegal Immigrant Gold Card and begin enjoying unlimited free services. If you're a documented citizen, go to the end of the line and wait their until we get around to you.

Thanks for using your Government Help Plastic Pocket Card. This inexpensive party supply is perfect gag gift for any political science graduate student. Give this Government Help Plastic Pocket Card to anyone who is obsessed with politics or has a strong opinion about the government.
Product Features
  • Measures 3 ½ inches by 2 ¼ inches
  • Made of plastic material
  • Printed on both sides
  • Sold 1 card per package

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