Diarrhea Relief Plastic Pocket Card (1/Pkg)

The burrito tasted so good. But now you've got the runs. And you need immediate help. Just flash you Diarrhea Relief Plastic Pocket Card (1/Pkg) and get instant permission to ditch class, your job, or even your airplane seat and dash

straight to the toilet.

You get to push everybody out of your way and go to the front of the line. This Diarrhea Relief Plastic Pocket Card is good anywhere, any time, and never runs out. Now, when nature calls, you'll have the upper hand. We even throw in a year's supply of toilet paper.

So get ready to swipe and wipe. You'll be rolling in relief in no time. This is a novelty card and has no monetary value. This inexpensive party supply is the perfect Over the Hill gift.