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Illegal Immigrant Plastic Pocket Card (1/Pkg)
Illegal Immigrant Plastic Pocket Card (1/Pkg)
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Illegal Immigrant Plastic Pocket Card (1/Pkg)

If you are the lucky holder of this card, you have just hit the jackpot. Congratulations on successfully sneaking into this country and instantly qualifying for all the rights, privileges, and benefits of citizenship. Start enjoying free health care, Illegal Immigrant Plastic Pocket Cardfree schools, free housing, free meals, free transportation and even free legal help.

Don't forget to illegally vote in the next election and get even more free stuff. Don't speak the language? No problem. No skills? No problem. Lengthy arrest record? No problem. Feel right at home the minute you get here. In fact, bring your whole family and stay awhile. We'll pay you.

The Illegal Immigrant Card is all you need. Don't go anywhere without it. This is a novelty product and has no monetary value. It makes no claims for good or services and is not to be confused with any real product or company.
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