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Witness Redirection Program Plastic Pocket Card (1/Pkg)
Product Code: PC071


 
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Were you in the wrong place at the wrong time? No problem. You've been accepted into the Witness Redirection Program. You're going to get a new identity, a new job, and a new home. Everything' been taken care of. In approximately three minutes an unmarked white van will pull up and two big guys wearing dark glasses will whisk you away. You might have time to go to the bathroom if you hurry. Or just go in your underwear like most of our new members. Hope it all works out. And don't forget to write. This novelty product has no monetary value. The Witness Redirection Program Plastic Pocket Card comes One(1) per package.
Product Features
  • Made of a plastic material, same size and thickness of an actual credit card
  • Measures: Three and a quarter (3-1/4) inches wide by two (2) inches tall
  • Fun message on the back of the plastic novelty card
  • One (1) Per Package

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