This Old Fart Plastic Pocket Card goes that
extra mile for those who have already gone the extra mile. It will get you to
the front of the line for the early bird dinner specials. Use it to reserve
daily shuffleboard matches and gain entry to discount bingo tournaments. It
classifies power napping as a sport so you will feel better about yourself.
This inexpensive party supply can be used wherever Old Farts get together to
talk about the good old days and only expires when you do. This Old Fart
Plastic Pocket Card is a novelty product and has no monetary value.